etct:

etct:

callmebliss:

etct:

etct:

Oh my fucking god god god god god i just found the funniest picture while deep into google images

I gotta ask, what were you searching for that you dug up such a gem?

It was honestly something like “fucking Bingo boy when the binga bonga bling” i can tell you exactly when i get home

shortgremlinman:

stepdadjesus:

bismuthcladbattleship:

musicprincess655:

doughfox:

exhausted-trashgoddex:

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

And I don’t know what the fuck these mean

poppy-pelican:

historic-old-guard-lover:

athenasdragon:

I wish that book reviews were presented the same way as fanfiction reviews:

“AFHAKFHDKFHAKHFADSKFHKDFDKJHFKJAD” –The New York Times

“OMG I CANT EVEN WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THEM” –The Wall Street Journal

“you asshole im crying now” –NPR

“AHH THAT WAS SO CUTE THANK YOU! I’ll publish that book I said I’d write for you like next week, I’m a little busy right now but I LOVE THIS” –Sarah Dessen

“….I just have to say I love you brb going to read all your works” -Shakespeare

“I hate you. Please update soon!” — George R. R. Martin

beatrixkiiddo:

Please help us get food

Hi. In the past month and this one things have been rough around the edges for me and grandma and we need to get food. This month specifically has been hard. Can you please help us?

If you have anything to spare, even $1, please send, it adds up and we can eat.

We don’t have any food for longer than Sunday. We really need help right now. We don’t even have toilet paper besides the one we’re using.

Please, send anything you can spare to caroline.rdf@outlook.com @paypal

I really hope you can help us, because i really don’t have anyone else to count on.

Thank you for always being there for us. And please, please, spread this post around. God bless.

beatrixkiiddo:

Please help us get food

Hi. In the past month and this one things have been rough around the edges for me and grandma and we need to get food. This month specifically has been hard. Can you please help us?

If you have anything to spare, even $1, please send, it adds up and we can eat.

We don’t have any food for longer than Sunday. We really need help right now. We don’t even have toilet paper besides the one we’re using.

Please, send anything you can spare to caroline.rdf@outlook.com @paypal

I really hope you can help us, because i really don’t have anyone else to count on.

Thank you for always being there for us. And please, please, spread this post around. God bless.